After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize