I heard we made out
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
