I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Bring me that man meat
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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