So many bounce houses so little time
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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