IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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