Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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