____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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