How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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