And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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