hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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