Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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