Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Blood and glitter go together right?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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