so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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