Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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