hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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