You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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