ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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