you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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