can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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