Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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