the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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