I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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