Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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