went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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