we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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