do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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