Operation Purity has been aborted
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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