the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I party with great urgency now.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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