There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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