Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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