I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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