butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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