Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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