Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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