good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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