I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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