so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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