What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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