Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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