the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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