you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize