You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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