I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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