Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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