Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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