My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Ketchup is God's man juice
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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