I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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