You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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