sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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