I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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