planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
