I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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