What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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