If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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