I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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